On Starbucks, Scarlett Johansson, and general confusion
I don't like Starbucks. Call me a snob, I just don’t like the idea of going to a cafe that’s just one unit of a huge chain of hundreds of exactly similar cafes around the world. And, as for many other trends, I just don’t see what the big fuss is about. Starbucks is unoriginal. Starbucks is boring. I’m not saying they’re all bad. They do serve their purpose - serving coffee and food - and when you don’t really know where to go or don’t know anything good in the area, they can come in handy.
Which is why, standing alone in the middle of Shibuya, a mere 18 hours after I landed in Japan, I was tempted to buy a sandwich at Starbucks. Very weak of me, isn’t it? Well, you know, those 18 hours had been extremely confusing. Man, I was confusée as hell.
I arrived in Tokyo after a long trip around the world which included a stop over in Osaka and a previous one in Doha, Qatar. Qatar? That’s not really on the way from Paris to Tokyo - you may say. Well, when you don’t have much money, suddenly it is. Anyway, the point is, travelling halfway around the world alone, with a stop in an Arabic country before landing in an Asian country, is confusing in itself. Not that I have any moral issues with the Arabic elevator music during take off and landing (and if you’ve been paying attention, we’re talking 3 take offs and 3 landings in a row - more than enough to get sick of this little tune and to start drafting a petition to end the misery of Qatar Airways flight attendants) - it’s just a lot of disorientation for one single day.
Another argument in my favour is that this trip was particularly disorganised. What could have been the first trip that I actually planned and thought through before spontaneously jumping on a train or a plane as I usually do (this time I even bought a guide book long beforehand AND read it!) has been slightly disrupted by a clusterfuck of disasters. I cancelled my tickets and monitored the situation in Japan from the comfort of my Parisian home until I just couldn’t contain my impatience anymore and booked new tickets. No plans made, just tickets. Some plans were made for me, but there had been a LOT of last minute changes. Like “So, you’ll land in Tokyo Narita, and take a night bus from there.” then, “no, wait, take a train.” until it was “forget about the train. You’ll spend the night in Tokyo, is that ok?” Sure, whatever. Just make sure you tell me the final version *before* I take off and have no means of communication with anybody (oh, yes, to add to the confusion, I don’t have one of those fancy phones that work in faraway countries. So, once I left my home in Paris, I was completely on my own.)
When I landed, I followed as much as I could the instructions I was given to go to the hostel that had been booked for me. In all the confusion I took the wrong train - I was going to the right direction, but I forgot that Narita is very, very far from Tokyo (Let’s say Narita is to Tokyo what Beauvais is to Paris) and sat in this commuter train for what seemed like an eternity, during which I felt I had all eyes on me. Is something wrong with my shirt? Is my fly open? Is my make up all messed up? Oh wait. I am the only blonde in the train. Maybe the only one in Tokyo, for that matter. I tried as I could to blend in. It just wouldn’t work. So I did the next thing I could do: try to be oblivious to the stares.
I miraculously arrived at my hostel before closing time and was very warmly welcomed by both staff and the very few guests. This is another confusing thing. In a country that has recently been badly shaken (forget the pun) by a series of disasters, there aren’t that many tourists. Which is why, I guess, the stares may have been more thorough than usual. Now, those were not judgemental stares. If anything, the few Japanese people I talked to seemed rather thankful to the few tourists who didn’t cancel their plans to visit Japan. But most people were definitely surprised. Some of the usually reserved and non English speaking Japanese ventured a question or a warning. Like the man who checked my luggage in Narita and saw on my paperwork that my final destination was Sendai. “Do you know, Sendai, big earthquake !”. My dear man, we do have television in France, as well as newspapers and the Internet, and you guys have been all over them for the past 5 weeks. So yes, I am aware. Please don’t comment.
In the hostel, I felt a bit like a curiosity too, even though I wasn’t the only tourist around there. The other ones, however, had been travelling around Japan for quite some time and had learned to master the language, or at least the basics. So they were quite intrigued when they saw that funny French girl arriving alone late at night and who didn’t seem to react to Japanese people greeting her. But Gareth the Welshman and What’s His Face the Aussie took me under their wings, taught me how to say “good morning” and encouraged me in my long battle against chopsticks (it wasn’t easy, but I won the day).
The hostel, which looked exactly like the kind of Japanese house I was picturing that time when I read Memoirs of a Geisha, was very, very cosy. But the 1st rule of dorms applies everywhere, and in Japan too. Cécile, what is this rule? You don’t know the dorm rule? That’s probably because I made it up. But I dare you to prove it wrong. Here goes. No matter how many people sleep in a dormitory, one of them will snore.
I had the delight of sleeping next to a snorer who was also a mumbler. After I woke up several times to his Japanese mumbling, I decided it would be a great idea to go visit that world famous fish market, which apparently is better visited at dawn.
This is how I started walking, before 5am, to the other side of Tokyo, and taking an empty metro, only to arrive in front of a huge fish market which was just as empty as the metro, with a sign warning that there will be no fishmarket “by earthquake generation”. I thought to myself that this could be a cool title for a rock song, and then wondered what the hell I could do in Tokyo at 5 in the morning. My guide book suggested a few places of interest in the area, but after checking, none were open at this ungodly hour. The few living souls that I passed only gave me deeper stares than all the ones I had had before.
I went back to the hostel, where the lovely staff made a little too much drama about my little mishap before they kindly served me breakfast. And I must admit, although I was expecting to eat a lot of rice during my trip, I did not think I would have rice for breakfast. It was good, just... strange. But then I was ready to go explore the city again, this time with people in it, and open doors.
After a while, either the stares became rarer or I no longer paid much attention to them. I was only surprised by the occasional stranger walking up to me and asking me in broken English where I am from or what my name is or what I am doing in Japan before walking away into the crowd.
Solitary sightseeing is also a bit unsettling to me. I find it weird to visit places without being able to talk about what I see. Or talk about anything. Just being there, alone, watching, taking a picture or two, then walking to the next place that is recommended by my precious guide book, getting there, watching, and starting the whole process over again. You know Charlotte, aka Scarlett Johansson, and the beautiful piece of music that is Alone in Kyoto. This is exactly what it felt like.
And there I was standing, at Shibuya crossing, in the middle of a huge, indifferent crowd of Japanese people, still being very aware that my hair colour was making me stick out whether I wanted it or not, and having no idea where to go for a decent but affordable meal. The unknown was overwhelming. The idea of eating something familiar in a place that looked familiar suddenly felt very comforting. I made a few steps towards Starbucks.
No.
No way.
I turned around, ventured into a small street, and entered the first little diner that I found, and had a ramen that I ordered from a machine with some help from a very patient hostess.